Perhaps when we find ourselves wanting everything it is because we are dangerously near to wanting nothing.
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The Constellation Fairy’s address / by Kermit Mulkins
Lovingly, Lunch Sack Poetry
Note: a few star charts were included inside this lunch bag.
so the senior prank is putting fish in all of the toilets i guess because every single toilet has a little baby goldfish in it
the band director is literally playing a bruno mars album over the speakers and it is loud and terrible and why don’t we do normal band things in band
That’s why I went to he counselor during the 2nd month of school and said get me out of sectionals. I don’t care where you put me, just get me out.

I saw this and started laughing hysterically and I tried to explain to my mom but I couldn’t say “breastfeed” because every time I started giggling and I ended up crying and it was a great time.
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Numbers stations are mysterious shortwave radio channels of indiscernible origin that exist in countries all across the world and have been reported since World War 1. They are identifiable by the unusual contents of their broadcasts: seemingly random sequences of numbers, words, letters, tunes, and Morse code, usually spoken by artificially generated voices of women and children.
The most common theory regarding the purpose of these bizarre stations is that they’re used by governments the world over to secretly transmit encrypted commands and messages to spies. That said, even though numbers stations have been discovered all over the globe and in any number of different languages, no government has ever officially acknowledged their existence. While the espionage theory is a logical one, with no official confirmation of their purpose the jury is still out.
One particularly odd station, UVB-76, has existed since the late 1970s and has broadcast a simple, repetitive buzzing tone 24 hours a day ever since. On very rare occasions, however, listeners have reported a Russian voice interrupting the buzz to read out sequences of numbers and words, always in a consistent format — this happened once in 1997, once in 2002, once in 2006, 56 times in 2010, and 14 in 2011. As with all numbers stations, its true purpose is and will probably remain unknown, but the increase in frequency of whatever it’s doing is certainly odd.
You can listen to well over 100 recordings of numbers stations for free on archive.org but be forewarned that they’re all kind of, well, eerie. They feel like something you shouldn’t be listening to, which stands to reason since apparently you’re not supposed to know they exist.
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This album is making me feel 1000x better about life today. This song, in particular.
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I just want a fruit salad that isn’t 98% of these fucking things
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